I thought I would try going to bed early to end my crappy day…couldn’t quite fall asleep, so I decided I would eat a late night snack.
I swung myself off my bed and dug around my purse and what do I find? Hot Cheetos. Ye yea.
Let me state that i’m lazy, and proceeded not to turn on any lights.
Now I’m jamming. Bust open these hot chips, I’m lying back in bed, not even thinking about the bugs that could start to manifest from my late night snack excursion. I start throwing these bad boys back in the handful, like I’m eating popcorn. Then I start choking. Let me inform you that hot cheetos are tough to eat while lying down. The seasoning from the chips hit your throat on a entirely new level.
Anyway, I was coughing up a storm and decided to get some water. However, I had a dilemma. I had cheeto dust all over my fingers.
* Side Note: If I was wearing jeans, best believe those bad boys would have been used as a napkin.
I would have licked my fingers but the cheeto dust already caught a sister off guard. So I flicked my fingers away from my bed…but I forgot my fan was on full blast..and that hot cheeto dust got in my eye. Oh lord Jesus. That stuff is like pepper spray. My eyes are still watering. Its worst than having my phone drop on my face from texting and lying down.
And to answer your question, No I did not get out of bed to rinse my eyes. I’m already in bed and comfortable.